Thursday, September 22, 2011

Im intimidated by tyler mcgill

Tyler Mcgill is a beast Mrs Smith by far the best player south carolina has to offer. Picture this five foot eleven one hundred nienty pounds of steel. His thunder thighs will make you quiver. When we played together last year i would never go against him in one on one. Every time i did i recieved something banged up or bruised. Whenever you go somewhere public they know they best not mess with me because im with the "big guy". Most people fear spiders or tests but they just havent seen the bisceps of intimidation. Chuck Norris and Tyler Mcgill fought to the death and you havent seen walker on tv lately have you? My advice for the day is dont mess with big bad buit touchdown tyler.

Im writing this blog but i should be....

I should be in a deer stand. Mrs Smith you dont understand the rush you get from bringing a big buck down. I really enjoy hunting, expecially when its cold. Im going off topic now and im going to tell you a story. So i was in the stand following your class tuesday when i forgot my release of my bow. That is the thing that relases the string and shoots the arrow. Well i didnt actually think i would see one but of coarse i did... I stood up and that sum bitch wasnt but twenty yards from me. I pull my string back just like an indian. Mrs Smith let me tell you i hit that damn thing perfect, it folded up like a cheap suit. If you never had a deer burger it is to die for.

in january, i was

In january i was skiing in West Virgina. I really enjoy to ski and i really love the cold weather. It snowed about a foot when i was there. When i arrived back home it started a snow storm here. It really was a great two weeks to start January. Mrs smith i know you understand how it feels to put on warm clothes is the best feeling of all the seasons. While inWest Virgina my best friend Tyler (who is the best football player alive) thought he could snow board but took out everyone. I am very advanced in both snow boarding and skiing so i had to give him some tips. It was a lot of fun and i really want to go back next year. You should deffinately go skiing it is a lot of fun!

Monday, September 12, 2011

"One Hell of a Twist"

So at the start of my life i was an amazing football player. Not really though, but I was planning on going to college to play. I probably wouldnt have played but i couldve dressed on Saturdays. It was the first game of  my senior year and